Author’s Note: So a buddy of mine recently got weird anon hate for liking gay pairings? Here, Tumblr dash, have this toooooootally unrelated ficlet.
Anniversary presents were way harder than Owain thought.
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.